soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
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then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
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Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize