You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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