I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I miss vodka workout Fridays
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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