he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
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he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
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I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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