hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
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We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
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Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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