so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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