sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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