Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
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