How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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