i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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