My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
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Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
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Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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