I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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