White coat. Heels.
"it" just moved
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Less talking, more tequila
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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