haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
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Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
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I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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