i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
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