so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
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