Got a toothbrush?
Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
gpnpr hd vmdd nm the ggrl whm was mn my lar
I need you to use more vowels.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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