Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
There r osticjed everywhere
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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