I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
I wish you could order shots online.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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