Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
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What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
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My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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