The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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