Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
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