I hope mine doesn't look like that
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
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