Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
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The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
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Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
we should paint friendship bongs
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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