So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
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it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
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I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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