Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
sex in a hospital.. check
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
Randomize
