Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Are we still banned from the library?
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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