Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
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You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
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its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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