question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
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We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
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Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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