I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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