ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
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we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
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Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
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