Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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