My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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