seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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