I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
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You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
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What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
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You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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