He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
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Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
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I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
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