Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
It's Friday. Sex?
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
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