So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
they call him Oral-B. enough said
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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