garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
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Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
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