If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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