Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
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