Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
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He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
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Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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