I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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