how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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