I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
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She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
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I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
These tits shall not be calmed
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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