So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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