this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
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