She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
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It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
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they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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