Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
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Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
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Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
Text me some of your sweat
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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