Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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