I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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