People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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