ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
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