I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
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I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
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The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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from the living room?
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