i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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